those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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