Soap is not a condiment
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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