we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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