unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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