dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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