So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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