Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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