We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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