Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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