I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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