That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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