Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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