So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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