I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She has the best kind of daddy issues
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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