Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
there is glitter all over my balls
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