i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
