just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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