That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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