Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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