is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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