If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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