READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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