It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Do plants get herpes?
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