sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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