He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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