i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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