You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
