Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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