your thong is hanging out like whoa
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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