they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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