You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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