how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we're making bets on your personal life
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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