Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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