"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
not ubering you a puppy
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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