no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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