i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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