Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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