3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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