Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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