i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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