omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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