I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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