you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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