another moral hangover. fuck.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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