all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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