Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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