The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
