making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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