Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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