You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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