Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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