You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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